And don’t get me started on hotel farts! They are the worst! The first thing a guy does when he gets into a hotel room is rip a huge one. Holy Geez! Have you been storing that for days?!?!  The power of a hotel fart is enough to light your nostril hairs on fire…

The Upper Room: A Poem

What was going through the minds of the disciples and followers of Jesus after he was crucified? What would it have been like to see Him in the flesh after they buried His body?

Doom hit the room 

And we sucked on the fumes

Of grief after losing our King and bridegroom.

Then boom!

The life filled the room!

This is a “reverse poem” - read from the top down then immediately from the bottom up as one continuous poem.

And by the way, if you want to talk about who's embarrassing who, then let’s recap your short little life so far… Let’s take a poll: raise your hand if you’ve ever pooped on anyone?